Organizing your daily Madness

Sorry for the lack of postings.  Madness is enjoying a month off on the road.  I’ll post again soon but not too soon.  

In the mean time I leave with some tough love from Terry Tate.

The Cone of Silence

AMERICA! YEAH!

Can this be our new flag?

Best not to leave your wallet behind when robbing an old woman.

Dolphins dumping Ronnie Brown? Next Niners dump Alex Smith.  Man that was a bad draft year.

The 50 most coveted trophies and awards in sports.  All I want is to drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup.

I squish you

It’s all about the easy way out.

Alicia Sacramone got screwed.  At least somebody else noticed.

Spaghetti cat

Redeem Team continues its dominance!

Bankrupt California City of Vallejo is surprised by the rise in crime since cutting its police force.  

Half of House Dem’s to vote for HillDog at convention?  

Nadal finally overtakes Federer as ATP #1 ranked pro. Sales of clamdiggers triple overnight!

Sabathia to Yankees in the offseason?

Musharaff resigns without spilling a drop of blood.

Dumbo wins 8th Gold to overtake spitz.  I still don’t think he’s the greatest Olympian ever.  Nice guy, sick swimmer, but not the best.

Flight of the Concords: Hiphopopatamus vs Rhymenocerous 

John Stewart the most trusted man in America?

Washington Post admits Obama bias.

Wow, didn’t see this coming.  Rumor mill has it that John Kerry is on Obama’s short list for VP.

“Kerry brings more money and name recognition to the table than any other name on the Obama list so far. Americans do tend to love a comeback kid and this would be the most amazing political comeback since Richard Nixon came back from the dead forty years ago.”

I guess Obama figures he isn’t smug enough he needs Senator Kerry on the team to really maximize the aloofness factor.

A group of Bigfoot “hobbyists” has apparently found indisputable evidence that Bigfoot, in fact, exists. This should be good.  Never mind the credibility issue of the men who found Bigfoot as they hunt for the creature for a living, excuse me hobby.

“Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive. The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures.”