Posts from — May 2008

Awwwww
 

Photo’s of previously uncontacted/unknown Amazonian tribe.  Question: Why are 2 of them orange? Looks fake.

Awww yeah! Here’s to your Never Ending Weekend.  Side note check out the sick mullet with highlights.

First video recording of aliens to be shown today. 

Al - what did you expect?

Addicted to music? 15 websites you should know. 

Chest bumps anyone?

NBA to implement fines for flopping! There goes Ginobli’s season.

High School Sophmore basketball phenom has a film crew entourage.

Have any Bathroom reading?

Lot cooler if you did

World’s deepest swimming pool.  Kind of has an eerie feeling about it.

Everybody (liberal friends) hates FoxNews but they’ve been #1 now for 77 straight months.  Ailes knows the beating heart of America is not the silver tongue of Olberman but the black and white, I am right, you’re wrong analysis of Bill “F*ck it, we’ll do it live” O’Reilly.

Everyone can now relax.  The Leaning Tower of Pisa is saved. 

Cool shot of Mile Marker 13

I can see how that can be confusing

Beverly Hills Cop 4 in the works

Ever wonder why your flight doesn’t go straight?

Sick sketches of San Francisco’s new Transbay Terminal.

Rare video footage of young Hillary Clinton

Handicapped? Need to mow the lawn.  You no longer have an excuse.

Mmmbop, Ba Duba Dop Ba Do Bop, Ba Duba Dop Ba Do Bop, Ba Duba Dop Ba Do.

All work and no play makes Hill-Dog a dull girl.  Drink up it eases the pain.

Become a Master of the Internet

Nice to see Nancy promising something that yet again she won’t deliver on.  Feburary 2005 - “We cannot occupy Iraq indefinitely. We need an exit plan.”  A mandate for change right? Garbage in, garbage out.

Office Space style scam gets busted for stealing over $50k from E-trade and Schwab pennies at a time.

Great article on the bizarro life of Jose Canseco

Hockey team wins championship, promptly breaks trophy, hilarity ensues.

The most terrible people of the week award goes to……Canadian couple who tried to sell their baby over Craigslist.  Bravo!

Crazy Malaysia sky bridge with pics.

Classic Boiler Room scene.  Listen carefully around 0:48 seconds.

For the person who has everything the Hillary Clinton toilet brush.

Having been a long time consumer of cheap sunglasses it’s too late for me but you might be able to save your own hide.  Apparently cheap sunglasses = cancer.  Of course this is assuming you believe everything you read and that of course assumes you read.

Presidential educations.  How is SDSU not on this list?

5 of the worst mascots in the majors.

Indian School Bus

Best news to come out of the Orympics yet

Clinton now claims to lead in every poll.  In a related story gas is also down to .99 cents a gallon.

A potentially dangerous bottle of vodka.

“Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for.  Me give up the last cookie for you.” 

That’s the idea.  Let’s scare parents into doing their job.

Sharon Stone apologizes for comments over China.  Lay off the pills.

Somebody needs to tell HillDog what’s up as she obviously can’t handle the truth.  Preferrably someone who she knows and has endorsed her i.e. Jack Nicholson.

Road Skating.  The new rage in Saudi Arabia.

Interactive map of Las Vegas that spans from 1930’s up to 2007.

Horse with artificial left front leg.

New Hillary Clinton T-Shirt.  Show your support.  Buy it here.

Lakers take 3 to 1 lead in Western Conference Finals

What the Doctor is really saying to you.  Funny and scary either way worth a look (not entirely sure if it’s true - can someone in the medical community comment?).

Ladies and Gentlemen may I present The Full Extension.

Beijing’s new airport is world’s largest.

“The Busiest Generation,” is the new catch phrase given to modern day families that busy themselves making sure their kids get into the right school and get the right job in an increasingly competitive market.  Still want to have kids? I don’t even remember college and it’s only been a few years.  Prediction more prescription medication.

10 years ago today Phil Hartman lost his life.  Here’s a small but hilarious clip from So I Married An Axe Murderer. 

Sharon Stone is to intelligent statements what Hillary is to the truth.  She’s blaming the recent earthquakes in China, which are projected to kill over 50,000, on Karma for the Chinese governments handling of Tibet.   Here’s a small quote from this priceless video clip below, “I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else.” LOL.  Oh yeah and she name drops the Dali Lama.

 

Obama is now taking the hits with a new Newsweek poll that shows a 1/5th of his own party won’t vote for him based off of his last name.  If and when he’s the nominee this will be much much worse.  Expect Obama to whine a little and play the “victim” card.

Hitchen’s, love for wine and all things proper, compels him to muse over the transgressions waiters often make during dinner. 

With High School and College graduations around the corner here’s 1 in a 5 part clip from the 2003 Harvard Commencement speech by Will Ferrell

Funny random news clippings

Vince Young enjoying himself in the office season.  Who cares? Good for him.

Tired of plain, old, boring Toilet Paper? Like Bacon? Combine a daily ritual and your love for bacon.

The book Bonds made famous, Game of Shadows, is coming to HBO.

SNL is funny again…parody of NBA Finals commercial

 

California Prisons to integrate their population in better hopes of the prisoners assimilating back into the real world when they leave the prison.  Good idea in theory but practically just plain stupid.  This is not only going to put prisoners in harms way but also the people that protect them.  The California prison system has been separating different races of inmates for decades due to the proliferation of gang violence when they were integrated.  In other words they were separated for a reason.

It’s not all that bad: Attacks in Iraq at 4 year low.

Student figures out how to decompose plastic bags in about 3 months.

I don’t know about you but I rike my baby medium rare with a pickle, some cheese and no crying. But I don’t think I can eat a whole one.

Hate cancer? Drink early, drink often

So glad I rent.

Seeing Rasheed Wallace boring the hell out of me during this weekend’s Eastern Conference Finals game reminded me of a classic E40 cut.  “What’s that niggas name?”

Catch up on all the latest news with the R. Kelly trial.  This guy is sick.

Big Browns “injury” to his inside left front hoof which suffered a quarter crack has been blown way out of proportion.  The problem is the media has nothing else to talk about and needs to add hype to a probable blow out by Big Brown come June 7th as he captures the first Triple Crown in 30 years.

How will a McCain vs Obama campaign unfold?

Seriously? Imagine if a Republican said something like this?  She’s off her rocker.  At least now “Clintonites” can see, what everyone else does, her dark soul.

Feminism takes a hit.  Colossal blunder last straw.

WiFi allergies? This would explain a lot for me personally.  Probably BS though.

High price of gas = more cops walking “the beat”

Some of America’s most expensive homes. Yes, your life sucks.

Stay home, drink beer

Brats

Mind reading as simple as speaking another language?

Indiana Jones has big box office weekend.

NBA Top 5 from Sunday