Posts from — July 2008

This should offend a decent amount of people.  Meth coffee, “is the latest drink with a name that sounds like a drug but isn’t. The local DA is is demanding that the manufacturer discontinue marketing and sales of the product in the state.”

Why would you want to drink coffee that makes you look like this?

Visit the website at www.methcoffee.com.  They are actually selling clothing with the meth logo on it.  Who would want to wear this? Have you ever seen anybody on meth? It’s not pretty and definitely not something to be glorified.  Just more madness in our world.

Classic Clip of two old Russian grandmothers hitting each other with their purses.

Collection of hilarious sports quotes.

Places you’ll never live

HA! Hypocrites

Cheech and Chong back up in smoke

Swimming in China….why is this fun?

Top 10 Most Hated College Football Teams.  This is rather obvious seeing as how all of these teams also have some of the largest fan bases and are the most successful hence they’re going to be hated by their rivals for always being better then the others.

World’s largest wind farm planned for Oregon.

“Is Google Making Us Stupid?”  Yes, this is really a question that is being posed to the reader.

Woman falls asleep on ferry ride and wakes up covered in ticks.  Of course she is suing the ferry.  Imagine having this guy and his rowdy friends crawling all over you.

Obama’s Tax Plan for Social Security.

Scientists recently discovered a Malaysian tree shrew that imbibes alcohol as a means of nutrition.  This little guy can put them away. 

“Despite the shrews’ small size, they are no lightweights when it comes to their alcohol intake. Nectar from the flower buds of the bertam palm is fermented to a maximum alcohol content of up to 3.8%. Each bud is a miniature brewery, containing a yeast community that turns the nectar into a frothy beer-like beverage. Yet the animals, which are about the size of a small rat, do not seem to get drunk at all, researchers say.”  That’s the life.  Get up, drink all day, no bitching wife, no work, no taxes, just drinking, swinging from the trees, the good life.

The article goes on the say, “Humans may even preserve a relic of the shrews’ love of alcohol that has lasted through millions of years of evolution.” Yeah I would say humans preserve a little bit more then just a relic of the shrews’ love for alcohol.  Walk onto just about any college campus in the country and you will see the immediate similarities between mankind and the tree shrew.  Madness proposes the Tree Shrew as the new college mascot for USCB or Florida State.

Finally a spot of good news about Iraq.  Regardless of how you feel about the war, whether we should be there, or leave, or should have ever been there in the first place, etc. I’m sure we can all agree that we would like to see less death among our soldiers and more of them coming home.

Now, according to ABC News, for the first time since 2004 we’re seeing a massive drop in combat deaths. “The number of U.S. soldiers killed in combat in Iraq has dropped sharply in July and the monthly total is likely to be the lowest since the U.S.-led invasion of the country in 2003.”

“Five U.S. soldiers have been killed in combat in Iraq so far in July compared to 66 in the same month last year, according to the independent website icasualties.org, which keeps records of U.S. military losses in the conflict.”

It will be interesting to see how much we hear about this on the news tonight.

Joe Rogan rips a random heckler.  Lesson: Don’t ever heckle Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan doesn’t take crap on Fear Factor. Lesson: Don’t touch Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia.  Lesson: Don’t steal jokes.

Joe Rogan vs a Feminist.  Lesson: Don’t tell Joe Rogan what to do, touch him or threaten him.

Joe Rogan vs Crazy Lady.  Lesson: Don’t debate Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan vs Douche Bag German.  Lesson: Again don’t heckle Joe Rogan and do not get on stage with him.