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The Cone of Silence

AMERICA! YEAH!

Can this be our new flag?

Best not to leave your wallet behind when robbing an old woman.

Dolphins dumping Ronnie Brown? Next Niners dump Alex Smith.  Man that was a bad draft year.

The 50 most coveted trophies and awards in sports.  All I want is to drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup.

I squish you

It’s all about the easy way out.

Alicia Sacramone got screwed.  At least somebody else noticed.

Spaghetti cat

Redeem Team continues its dominance!

Bankrupt California City of Vallejo is surprised by the rise in crime since cutting its police force.  

Half of House Dem’s to vote for HillDog at convention?  

Nadal finally overtakes Federer as ATP #1 ranked pro. Sales of clamdiggers triple overnight!

Sabathia to Yankees in the offseason?

Musharaff resigns without spilling a drop of blood.

Dumbo wins 8th Gold to overtake spitz.  I still don’t think he’s the greatest Olympian ever.  Nice guy, sick swimmer, but not the best.

Flight of the Concords: Hiphopopatamus vs Rhymenocerous 

John Stewart the most trusted man in America?

Washington Post admits Obama bias.

Charlie Bit Me

Donald Trump bails out Ed McMahon.  Buys his house and leases it back to him.

National Cannonball Championship!

Sweet the economy isn’t that bad.

US gets Gold and Silver in Women’s Gymnastics All Around Competition.

Bad time to have a flat tire.

The Full Extension, Parisian style.

Compromise: HillDog’s name to be placed in the ring during convention.

What the hell is wrong with MSNBC? Should pre teen girls get bikini waxes?  Solid journalism.

Swedish wrestler discards bronze medal throws it on the ground.

If you’re anything like Madness you’re up late every night watching either Phelps just f$^king dominate or 12 year old women divers jump from a height that’s not for the weak willed and make literally no splash.  Yes it’s creepy.  One of the odd things, that for some reason at this Olympics, has everyone talking is why Olympic divers shower after every dive?  Madness’s first thought was shrinkage, second thought addictive chemical bath.  Apparently I’m a little off. Why Olympic Divers Shower.

Hungry? How about some rat! Come on you’re a little curious, tastes like chicken.

LOL

This should freak out my girlfriend. 

Gasoline prices drop = people stop buying smaller cars.  Why? Because you look stupid in them.

Come on.  Pussy.

So much for “Freedom of Speech.”  I’m with Baldwin, off to Canada!  Actually never mind…

Developers to build indoor 35 story indoor Ski Mountain

Cheatin’ commies

More Madness from the Olympics as the Spanish Basketball Team ruffles some feathers within the Asian community by taking this controversial yet HILARIOUS photo below.

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